Person with particular gifts for preparation and distribution of boiled leaf-based domestic beverages (see 'Tea'), whose key role in life is provision of said product to peers and superiors in response to simple imperatives such as 'make tea, bitch.' or 'oi, bitch, make Tea!') Necessary conditions include a hat that says 'Tea Bitch', and the propensity to dispute obligatory nature of teabitchery (e.g. by replying in the negative, with or without physical hand gestures) until offered appropriate alternatives such as a firm but kindly-meant slapping, or being sat on by someone passing flatulence. The term 'bitch', whilst most commonly applied to the female of the species, is in this unique context equally appropriate to either gender, so long as they a) have the hat, and b) will make tea.
Examples of a 'tea bitch' hat may be found at theboolery.co.uk, in the message board under 'tea bitchery', along with a pattern to print and make your own.
by Phil Bool February 16, 2006
Get the tea bitch mug.Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.
That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
by cornholouos February 17, 2010
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A person of lower social class who's main role in life is to make tea for their piers. Usual female but can be male the "tea bitch" has little or nothing useful to say about anything other than making tea. Katie and Elaine are the definitive tea bitches!
by Jools March 4, 2004
Get the tea bitch mug.THE GREATEST PERSON EVER. She will always be able to joke with you, no matter how serious your conversation is. She is one of the most beautiful women you will ever meet. Keep her in your life. Also a nickname for “Tabitha”
Mike: “Omg bro, she’s a TABITCHA, you better keep her!”
Landon: “I will keep TABITCHA for the rest of my life”
Landon: “I will keep TABITCHA for the rest of my life”
by Lil_904 January 20, 2018
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