tea bag

The bag you use to make your tea... not something perverted at all

I made tea with a tea bag this morning... and it was not sexual.. in any way at all

by John Lang May 11, 2006

tea bag

the act of putting your balls onto someone's face while they are passed out or asleep.

"man dod you see him get tea bagged when he passed out at the party?"

by Leach242013 February 17, 2003

tea bag

latin: coleus gustatus
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

Republicans want to sully the good name of the Tea Bag by associating it with tax revolt parties. But this aggression will not stand. We must demand that the president sign into law that the only definition of Tea Bag is to dunk your nads in somebody's mouth.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

tea bag

When a man towers over a woman and his balls are in her mouth as she plays with it.

I tea bagged my g/f lastt night, man.

by Ritagal September 25, 2006

tea bag

To dunk your ball sack like a tea bag into the mouth of another person while they are lying down, prone, asleep or dead

Amar: Hey Kirby, I totally tea bagged that Columbian last night!
Kirby: NAH, DON'T SAY IT!

by kezzanezza June 5, 2010

tea bag

to dip ur balls in someones face when they are either dead or sleeping.

the bungie dude got mad when i tea bagged him.

by Korean Barber June 2, 2008

tea bag

1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved.

2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum.

3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.

1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence.

2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet.

3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.

by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2008