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TANSTAAFL

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A common shorthand for the colloquialism "There ain't no such things as a free lunch" implying that anything, as free as it may appear, has a real hidden cost.
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Fred: WTF!? My stay was comped, but at checkout they charged me 4 the cable, phone, and internet!

Barney: TANSTAAFL
by Guesty Sueless May 31, 2010
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tantalizer

An untouchable, forbidden fruit that uses her charm, wit , swagg, and sass to leave men hangin like testies... She is often mistaken for a tease, but lets be real, she aint no rookie!

A man's ego will fool him into thinking he can keep up with her fiesty gyrations, but before he knows it she's straight blown his mind and left him tingling. A tantalizer will use her face and body as a stage..cast mesmerizing spells and leave fools sprung. fantasies about impaling her are common, men would love to just bend her over right then and there but condoms would do no justice.
A womanizer has not met his match until he has encountered a tantalizer!!!!
by hips with sass June 3, 2010
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Tantalizing

Alluring, delicious, adorable, tempting, amazing
You are amazing, extremly tantalizing. :
by Raymond Wright February 22, 2009
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Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine

Another way to say Hentai with periodic table elements. Also another was to be called smart-ass by your friends.

(insert hentai orgy)
Albie: What does Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine mean?
Mexie: It means fucking HENTAI so go watch it
Albie: Sure.
by Night-Chan May 27, 2020
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Tauntaun Locater Unit

A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.
Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."

Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"
by Dan Forester December 27, 2008
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Tantasqua

The school where people vape and try to be tuff just to get their shit kicked in, the principle is a fat ass and Ms. Joesph is a real life Ms. Piggy.
Tantasqua sucks more ass than Joey does.
by Tantasqua October 8, 2019
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tanstaafl

by Flamin Homer May 31, 2003
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