a dope ass stoner, someone who's down to do anything, and is always down to get fucked up, usually a heavyweight and barely anyone can keep up. Usually they wake up and have a big bowl of drugs and success for breakfast.
Guy: Tanis just killed the rest of the bottle, while smoking those 2 blunts.
Girl: I'm not surprised, I'm gonna go hook up with him now.
Girl: I'm not surprised, I'm gonna go hook up with him now.
by Hairyba allsack August 20, 2011


They are the most sexy ass mother fuckers yet. They are usually intelligent and hot, which makes them attract girls a lot
by 2131Boy chaser April 6, 2017

Tani is the most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. She's smart, funny, popular. She's also a bit of a fan girl. She's so pretty and her hair is gorgeous. To be honest Tani is the most attractive girl I've ever seen and I think you should go find yourself a Tani.
by AshtonsWife February 19, 2015

A little tiny girl who is very smart and yet stupidly dumb.. Makes sense since she can be philosophical.. And yet EXTREMELY retarded at times. Thats why we love her. She is quiet but loud.. She is short but not to short.. She stares.. And yet she doesn't.. What a wierdo.. She was the girl in 8th grade who would kick your ass for a cookie. Don't mess with her man!
by Chris February 20, 2005

Not to be confused with Tan-Ass. Girls with this name often figure skate and wear skirts on Tuesdays. Usually cool-headed, down to earth, creative and tendencies towards domestic goddessness. Lovely to be around and always knows how to have fun.
by mrsvicar February 5, 2010
