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Chance Templeton

Some one who is a deer in true nature, loves kitty crushers, black curly hair most of the time. Like the stars, music, and theatre, a deep, sensual person.
''Did you see that chance templeton galloping threw the woods''.
''Chance is so deep and Fetch''.
by Fetchgirlxoxo December 9, 2012
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Templeton

the state one reaches when they mentally snap, the point of no return, adjective form of this word originated when St. Louis Cardinal shortstop and two-time NL All-Star Garry Templeton flipped off the crowd in his classic meltdown on 26Aug81. Templeton was subsequently traded to the San Diego Padres for Ozzie Smith. Templeton made the NL All-Star roster again in 1985. It is one of the few adjectives that is capitalized. Sometimes it is written in all caps ie., "TEMPLETON," depending on the severity of the meltdown being described.
She set him on fire in his sleep. The bitch has clearly gone Templeton.
by Overclock January 29, 2015
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Templeton

one of the most boring places in the world.located halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles.The only thing to do in templeton is either drink, have relationships or sit at the park (or a combination of all the above)
"dude im stuck in templeton bro"

"dude sucks for you im goin to party"

"im gonna go kill myself"
by Bob Powers May 23, 2008
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lauryn templeton

Lauryn Templeton just walked in...I can feel you cringing.
by icanfeelyoucringing December 22, 2016
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Gillette Templeton

When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette.
Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton"
Alex "go wash your hands"
by TimHasMilkDudTitties October 15, 2021
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Tompletely

Totally and Completely combined.

Said as (tom-pleet-lee)
"I tompletely forgot!"
by Meggsins December 20, 2007
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Templeton

A small city in CA full of the worst goddamn people on Earth. Anybody who rolls through this absolute shithole is scarred for life. Avoid at all costs.
1. "Bro I'm going to Templeton next week"
2. "Oh shit bro. You're fucked."
1. "Yeah I'd rather die."
by helladopeboyo April 27, 2017
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