A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to fuck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.
If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are fucked.
If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are fucked.
It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc.
~ A post by a very creepy Talimancer
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc.
~ A post by a very creepy Talimancer
by Mr.Fable August 4, 2011
Get the Talimancer mug.There are two types of Talimancers. One is a creepy guy who wonders what quarian sweat smells like a little too much and will harass other players for not doing the same,and the other is a virtuous paragon who connected on a personal level with the character,and has a deep love and respect for her,but will never attack like a rabid husk if another player disagrees in a respectful manner. Please do not group these respectful souls in with the animalistic ones,for these ones are your brothers in arms,not your enemy.
Simon: my buddy Logan is a Talimancer.
Declan:ew,one of those creeps?
Simon:nah,he's the good kind.
Declan:oh,so he's cool then.
Simon:yeah,he's a good guy.
Declan:ew,one of those creeps?
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Declan:oh,so he's cool then.
Simon:yeah,he's a good guy.
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