the act of sliding your first two fingers across your
gooch, then shaming one of the lowly
high school freshmen by smearing your sweaty export all across their
dirt stached upper lip. then you sing tainted love.
We were reading Beowulf in English
class, and that Grendel
bitch reminded me of the word
grundle...I asked to go to the bathroom, and on the way back to class I showed Jeremy some of my tainted love.