wagging the brown tail

The need to defecate, make a doody, make a number two,to poop

Having finished my meal, I turned to my friends and said, I really must be wagging the brown tail.After a meal of that scope I had to wag the brown tail, almost immediately.Ron ran to the bathroom clutching his buttocks-shreiking "I need to wag the brown tail!!!"

by Barsinister October 2, 2006

wagging satan's tail

Masturbating

I know I shouldn't but I was wagging satan's tail to porn last night.

by Mister Goode November 14, 2011

tail-wayging

When a waygook (외국인) in Korea chases the local Korean women around and tries to have sex with them.

"Bruno approaches all the Korean ladies in the bar, he's a real tail-wayger. He does tail-wayging STEADY."

by lokimonoxide October 7, 2021