Tablo

an extremely talented Korean rapper/artist/writer/musician;
the very definition of PERFECTION.

"The answer to everything lies inside this, the newfound map of the human soul."
"When my body turns cold, you will know, I remapped the human soul" -Epik High, Tablo

by krayzieTluv February 15, 2009

British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Tabloid

1. Magazine found in the check out line at Wal-Mart for people who have absolutely nothing better to do with their lives but talk about how "celebrities" are stupid and ugly and point out the inadequacies of people in the photos while grunting as they bend over their huge rolls of fat pulling their food stamps out of the purse in the basket of the electronic cart-rascal.

2. Useless pieces of paper stapled together containing text and photos completely irrelevant to my life.

Tabloid Reader: Did you hear about Lindsay Lohan's latest DWI?

Me: Thank you! I'm such a better person for knowing this!

by Kryotheory May 21, 2011

Fan'Fucking'Tabulous

The ultimate expression of Joy and happiness. Fan'Fucking'Tabulous expresses all that is great and wonderful. A blend of Three of the best adjectives. Not to be confused with fantabulous which is the ultimate expression of sarcasm.

I had sex with the girl last night and it was Fan'fuckin'Tabulous.

I just got the most Fan'Fucking'Tabulous news ever.

by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

tabloid schmuck.

the ABC reporters

Assange: tabloid schmuck.

by assange April 13, 2011

tabloid

A worthless paper. Full of pointless stories about why Britney this and why Britney that. Tales about illegal immigrants. Boring celebrity stories that keep the vacuous-minded completely riveted! Anyone who takes these papers seriously isn't too smart ...

... the British love tabloids. They revel in the stories about illegal immigrants ... it gives them a "folk devil" to look down upon.

The effect: A large number of British people hate illegal immigrants. This has been partly fuelled by the tabloids' endless campaign against them, especially in the past few years.

"They should all be left on an Island" ... a typical tabloid reader, talking about illegal immigrants.

"Don't get me started on illegal immigrants" - a typical tabloid reader in Kent, UK

"Those Asians hang around in groups. The ones in Afganistan should be shot" ... young man reading tabloid in Canterbury, Kent, UK

"I think all application forms from Indians should be burnt" (puts on a fake indian accent after saying this) .... Human Resources woman in Maidstone, Kent, UK, working for a public sector company!! She'll get what's coming to her one day ....

Tabloid-loving racists are not uncommon in the UK ....

by The_Unvarnished_Truth June 1, 2006

tabloidshipping

also called Kaibacest, tabloidshipping is the slash-y pairing between the two Kaiba brothers, Seto and Mokuba

Tabloidshipping is my favorite yaoi pairing.

by Jordyann January 11, 2008