Swifter than Swift

Swift - Being very stealthy or quick, when you walk across water you shouldn't touch it if you are truely swift.

John is very swift in combat.

by Minister May 14, 2005

Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

Swifter

Slur used to denote Taylor Swift fans, usually used in a pejorative context to assert superior musical taste or as an ad homimen to attack the character of the person presenting an argument instead of attacking the argument.

Person A: "Yo, you heard the new Taylor Swift album ?"
Person B: "What you think I'm some sort of fucking swifter ?"

by rex nihilum November 3, 2025

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Swifter Sweeper

When you give someone a Swirly, A Boondoggle and a Wedgie. Especially when they’re wearing whitey tighties.

Dude, we totally gave him a Swifter Sweeper! What a nerd!

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Swifter Appreciation day

March 25 is swifter Appreciation day

Friend One: Did you know its Swifter Appreciation day?

Friend Two: YEAH I DID

by fghhg February 28, 2023