Swifter

Slur used to denote Taylor Swift fans, usually used in a pejorative context to assert superior musical taste or as an ad homimen to attack the character of the person presenting an argument instead of attacking the argument.

Person A: "Yo, you heard the new Taylor Swift album ?"
Person B: "What you think I'm some sort of fucking swifter ?"

Swifter by rex nihilum November 3, 2025

Swifter than Swift 

Swift - Being very stealthy or quick, when you walk across water you shouldn't touch it if you are truely swift.

John is very swift in combat.

Swifter than Swift by Minister May 14, 2005

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

Swifter Wet Jet by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Swifter Appreciation day 

March 25 is swifter Appreciation day

Friend One: Did you know its Swifter Appreciation day?

Friend Two: YEAH I DID

Swifter Appreciation day by fghhg February 28, 2023

Swifter Sweeper

When you give someone a Swirly, A Boondoggle and a Wedgie. Especially when they’re wearing whitey tighties.

Dude, we totally gave him a Swifter Sweeper! What a nerd!

Swifter Sweeper by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

mampi swifter 

Tonking biffta, A huge zooty packed with ganja, cannabis

Mampi swift an amazing DNB DJ

Lets smoke a mampi

I just blazed a mampi swifter, im bashup

mampi swifter by J G KEMPSON March 1, 2008

Secret Swifter 

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

Secret Swifter by Mindistortion November 18, 2011