SWEN

(n)(v)(pron.)(adj.) <Derived from the cardinal directions>

-To fail in the most epic way possible
(definition changes often however, you really shouldn't get to attached)

His actions were SWEN.

Jaime's SWEN behavior caused him extreme embarrassment.

The child was SWENED when he slipped on the banana peal.

Jay dropped that brownie SWENLY.

by Cross-Country Brownie December 29, 2010

Swen

He’s the definition of a man hore he dates woman over his mother’s age probably to make sure that if he has sex with them they already have gone through menapause so she can’t get pregnant, he looks like a pussy and a dick had a baby

Swen why tf does your face have a dick on it

by Jenjen17 March 17, 2019

swen

noun - a tron who is rich, has sweaty hands, and uses headaches as an excuse to miss school.

Man, that kid is such a swen, he never comes to school, has five cars, and enjoys having gravy spill out of his locker onto his gay ass faggot shoes.

by thedestroyer April 23, 2004

Swensed

The ultimate final form of any given substance. Discovered by Dr Paula Deen many moons ago.

Next add 30 cups of swensed milk in with your dry ingredients.

by Catfish Billy Crystal February 27, 2021

swen

That one guy you absolutely never want to come across on the street at night. If you ever spot him, change your walking direction and speed immediately!

Yesterday I saw swen. It was horrifying!

by Ffffuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2022

SWEN

SWEN is used among techies, nerds, and other implicated groups, particularly in higher education as a reference to “software engineering”.

The SWEN department is different from the Cybersecurity department.

Oh, that’s a job for a SWEN student…

by Holymole September 22, 2023