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david cardus 

the smallest dick in the world
Phil: I have a David cardus
david cardus by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017
noun - a tron who is rich, has sweaty hands, and uses headaches as an excuse to miss school.
Man, that kid is such a swen, he never comes to school, has five cars, and enjoys having gravy spill out of his locker onto his gay ass faggot shoes.
swen by thedestroyer April 23, 2004