thedestroyer's definitions

david cardus

the smallest dick in the world

Phil: I have a David cardus

by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017

swen

noun - a tron who is rich, has sweaty hands, and uses headaches as an excuse to miss school.

Man, that kid is such a swen, he never comes to school, has five cars, and enjoys having gravy spill out of his locker onto his gay ass faggot shoes.

by thedestroyer April 23, 2004