swassey

When you have a one wiper that does a sneak assault on you and later on gives you the feeling that you didn't wipe good enough

I had a one wiper earlier... later on it made me feel swassey

by Deuce33 February 15, 2018

Swassemen

Sweaty, Sticky, Semen Glazed Asscrack.

“Omg babe, that load gave me such Swassemen!”

It’s been so long since I’ve hooked up, I rememebered the walk of shame but forgot all about the sticky swasssemen…

Making passionate love under the moonlight, we both exploded and used the swasssemen to continue the our electrifying endeavours.

First timer:

“I thought it was supposed to be romantic, but the only things I have is shame, regret and this disgusting swassemen”

by Wintare April 11, 2023

swassketeer

One who likes to and does touch and/or grabs a swass (beknownced or unbeknownced to the owner of the swass). In this case, swass is termed as a very sweet ass.

I touch ass the sweet asses, therefore, i am the supermaster of all the "swassketeers."

Man, look at that guy touching that sweet ass. He is such a fuckin' swassketeer.

by Grey and Seve May 18, 2005

Lou sassle

A funny name used by the popular YouTuber baylen levine and specifically used in walmart. “Hey whats your name? My name is lou sassle”. Or “can you call my brother to the front desk his name is lou sassle”.

“Hey whats your name? My name is lou sassle”. Or “can you call my brother to the front desk his name is lou sassle”.

by Benjamin dover and phil.inc December 18, 2021

Japanese Sword Swasser

a full time Mc donalds working asian crime fighter with an abnormally small penis

What a small cock you have! pft must be japanese sword swasser

by satanicasshole July 24, 2016

Swassley

If your name is Ashley and you have large amounts of visible ass sweat.

Look at Swassley running around over there, it looks like she had an accident!

by bebebobo9889 December 27, 2021

Swassie

The perfect combination of a swede and an aussie in a relationship, the mixture between cold as winters and melting hot summers.

"Oh look at that cute swassie couple, the world is a pretty small place after all..."

by enargkanin April 4, 2018