surfdog's mom

a surfdog mom is a mother who interferes in her son's life. She will do all she can to get rid of any female whom she does not feel is good enough for her little surfdog. She will even go so far as to pay the woman off.

I had a good thing going with surdog, but then surfdog's mom offered me a lot of money to let him catch me in bed with another guy. I couldn't resist the money because it was a huge lump sum.

by surfdog's ex January 6, 2009

skin surfer

A chronic maturbator.

You might want to avoid shaking hands with Billy Bob-- that guy's a skin surfer.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

backseat surfer

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation

No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.

by Ardouche January 28, 2008

Surfertized

A coastal appearance achieved by a combination of salt water, sand and sun.

Looks like you haven't been to the beach lately, you need to get surfertized.

by Toichy September 17, 2012

surfer on acid

A cocktail and or shot that contains:

1 part Jägermeister
1 part Malibu Rum
1 1/4 pineapple juice

Hey bartender, can I get a surfer on acid please.

by Patrick Calabria March 31, 2007

Turd-surfer

Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.

A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day

B Turd-surfer

by jibby gibson July 25, 2010

Butthole Surfers

The Butthole Surfers are a great band from Texas. They formed in 1981 and were fronted by Gibby Haynes. Their genre is hard to define, but it's a strange, yet great, mix of avant-garde, hardcore, and psychedelia. Everyone should listen to them.

The Butthole Surfers rock, man.
The Butthole Surfers were a major influence on Kurt Cobain.
The Butthole Surfers made a shit load of great albums.

by Fuck You Too, Bitch! January 26, 2006