squantify

Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits

We need to squantify how we manage our customers and suppliers, it’s totally inefficient.

by The Squanto September 2, 2019

squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

squandiferous

cool, awesome, or amazing "used in the show family guy"

get ready for the most squandiferous pudding pop you'd ever seen

by as23 August 4, 2010

Squan Flu

The illness developed from living in the crack shacks of Manasquan, NJ for the summer months.

Dude, I woke up with a sore throat this morning.

Probably coming down with a case of Squan Flu.

by sherman11 July 20, 2009

squanch

The act of hanging yourself and masturbating at the same time. It is also contextual.

1. Have a Squanch-tastic time!
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)

by 50CABBAGES January 5, 2016

Sequanalay

How to say, SA-KWON-A-LAY
Sequanalay- to feel an exertion of power or pain

Hood meaning- excitement or pure happiness

Red neck meaning- a Derogative meaning towards women or men

Past tence- sequanalaid

In the process of-Sequanalaying
Getting roasted-Sequanaslayed has to follow with a derogative term

Scenario 1, you stub your toe "SEQUANALAY "!!!!
scenario 2, your homie says "jo" you, say "what" , then he says "fuggin mama" , your other homie says "OH MY GOD, YOU JUST GOT SEQUANASLAYED"!!!!

by Dankunicorn69 May 29, 2018

squanto level

to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell

dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful

by the originals bro September 6, 2013