"Hi Billy, how was your night last night?"
"Hi CJ. It went swimmingly! I met up with Mona and she suckerpunched me for, like, an hour. My scrot really hurts today. And my wang is all dried up"
"Hi CJ. It went swimmingly! I met up with Mona and she suckerpunched me for, like, an hour. My scrot really hurts today. And my wang is all dried up"
by BillyBonez October 16, 2008
Get the Suckerpunch mug.Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.
Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."
CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
by billybonez October 18, 2008
Get the suckerpunch mug.Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.
Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."
CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
by billybonez October 22, 2008
Get the suckerpunch mug.by definermaster June 18, 2017
Get the Suckerpunch mug.When someone is fucking with you and doesn't stop even though you already said to stop, he gets a punch for being a jerk.
Somebody is talking shit about you; you advise him to stop, but he continues, so he receives a suckerpunch.
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