pulling a subhan

Pulling a Subhan is many things, but I’ll summarise the two things;
One is asking a girl two questions and then asking her out
OR
Making very homophobic jokes

Example One:
Subhan: So, do you speak any other language
Girl: uhh yeah
Subhan: Do you speak it fluently
Girl: yeah, I’ve done my GCSEs on it already
Subhan: Oh nice
— An Hour Later —
Subhan: how were your jabs?
Girl: I got more than anyone else, I’ve already had 3 and need 3 more later.
Subhan: ohhh it’s fiiine the more you get the better it becomes.

OR

Person 1: you alright
Person 2: yeah you
Person 1: good thanks
Person 2: what you been up to?
Person 1: making fun of Subhan
Person 2: yeah they’re pretty funny lol
Subhan: You Gay fa**ot KYS you worthless piece of gay shit kill your self
Person 1: calm down
Subhan: gay
Person 2: okay Subhan is a bit of a cunt

Subhan: shut the fuck up you gay Jewish sister fucking gay fa**ot

This is pulling a Subhan

by FanOfKeiths May 11, 2019

subhan and haleema

Subhan and haleema..An amazing couple.Always there for each other when times are rough.Loving each other and protecting and supporting.

Lucy:Did you see subhan and haleema today?there such a cute couple!

Annie:I KNOW RIGHT!So jealous..

by .......hi January 17, 2019

Subhan's Dating Hypothesis

When considering a female partner, her weight in pounds must be above her height in centimetres.

Did you hear about his new girl, Emily? She's so big, she confirms to Subhan's Dating Hypothesis.

by asianchicks69 December 1, 2014

Subhan

A total sexy beast. Gets all the bitches. He is so hot it makes man fall in love. A total badass. Especially chinese subhans are the best

Wow subhans the mann dawwg

by Jhonnypapa January 17, 2022

Subhan

A green eyed snitch, can’t trust this boy. Not only is he an F boy, he is a liar and a snake to his own people. Don’t trust this yute

Yo that’s subhan
His a fed

by Leeselove March 24, 2022

Subhan

addicted to brazil and soccer, loves phonk, loves asian girls.

Person 1: Bro Subhan is pretty crazy
Person 2: Yeah its just because he thinks hes Brazilian

by NuckleHead1000 June 24, 2025

subhan and haleema

A cute couple who are amazing.

Subhan and haleema are so cute

by .......hi January 17, 2019