spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003

grande suave

1. Spanish Translation: Big Smooth

2. A man who is so cool that the term 'cool' could not be used. He is a man's man and the ladies love him. A 'G' of sorts.

"There goes grande suave, hes a G"

by swisherwhat!? October 21, 2009

Suave Smooth

Local Palm Beach County rapper, with great hits like gangstas and thugs, back up florida edition and make it happen. Has worked with 8ball and M.J.G., Trick Daddy, Triple J, and others.

"Who's the king of palm beach county rap?" "Suave Smooth str8 outta the 561."

by 561balla July 5, 2007

ojay suave

A 6’5 Jamaican man that roasts people on his stream. If you call him James harden, gay(bendable), or anything insulting he will find all your information and roast the life out of you.

Person: Ojay you ugly asf 😂 James harden lookin ah

Ojay Suave: ....bro stop sucking me

by EnchatedFL February 25, 2023

Suave

The act of being smooth or charming.

Also Suaveish. The act of being kinda smooth.

Ohh damn girl, that was really suave!

by Snakes87e March 4, 2018

Suave as hell

A person who is chiller than hell, just an all around cool cat. They are usually complete bros and bosses, and they run the shit.

Scott: I'm the Boss of all Bosses.

Rachel: There goes Scott, suave as hell as always.

by suaveitup April 7, 2011

suave

When someone talks so smoothly, that when you give them what they want, you don't feel like they owe you anything.

Suave people say all the right things at the right times.

Shelby: "Chad worked his magic last night and before I knew it, he hit a home run."

Lauren: "Yeah, he's sooo suave."

by Lauren&Shelby November 24, 2010