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soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.
Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.
by gramaticon July 21, 2008
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Poo Strainer

A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.
I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.
by RIPRAFT April 13, 2011
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silver strainer

a sexual act in which your partner creates an insicion in the scrotum and then has you teabag them, after which a testicle is sucked through the opening.
its illegal in all fifty states to give the silver strainer to anyone.
by corey kolvenbach August 1, 2004
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fudge strainer

A defecation in a sink that strains into a urinal.
Fred had to go, but chuck left a fudge strainer.
by Masterp00per November 9, 2015
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Straterbation

The overused and exaggerated act of shredding on a Stratocaster, much in the vein of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn but far less tasteful. This act causes the player to appear at a much higher skill level than they actually are and may inevitably lead to a rendition of Little Wing, The Star Spangled Banner, Crossfire or Redhouse. This is not limited to only these songs and these artists; some other notable songs that are often victims of public staterbation include Yellow Ledbetter, Cliffs of Dover Pride and Joy, Superstitious and Under the Bridge. Straterbators inhabit bar bands and cover acts across the world; they are easy to spot but hard to get rid of.

Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:

1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience

Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.
"That dude with the red Strat just pulled out a black one and light up a cigarette... Looks like he is about do some straterbation"

"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"
by Brishem March 18, 2010
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Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.
by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011
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Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017
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