Dire Straits

Best band EVER

Boy them Dire Straits are damn good

by MJI August 13, 2003

straint

Abnormal and often painful swelling of the taint. Symptoms include profuse sweating in the taint area and/or minor bleeding. An untreated straint may transform into a "taintotoma"

see "taintotoma"

That fart was so diesel, that I got a straint

by iLLapino January 7, 2011

New Straitsville Ohio

This is the town of the most famous twack stars and punk ass bitches who think there cool but only have three teeth from all the meth they've smoked. New straitsville used to be famous for moonshine, now it's only famous for twack (meth). If you ever decide to visit New Straitsville, we'll welcome you by saying "welcome to tweeker town where all the twack packers live"

"Come to New Straitsville Ohio for the Twack, it's on Ewing street"

by Sara Peter April 26, 2019

Dire Straits

The band that made me decide to play the guitar, but not as good as wordLed Zeppelinword.

Money for nothing and your chicks for free!

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Dire Straits

"To Dire Strait someone"

Getting rid of dates gone boring or irritating 'friends' by playing air guitar on minute long solos from overrated songs like 'Romeo and Juliet' or 'Telegraph Road'.

"She was going on and on about her mother so in the end I had to Dire Strait her..."

"I simply used the Dire Straits Method and away he was..."

by Geoff Wode April 20, 2006

strains the mind

Confusing. Perplexing.

Something that takes great effort to figure out.
Stated on the final episode of Firefly by a bounty hunter when asked how he managed to get into the ship.

Kaley: What--how..(trying to understand how this is possible).
Erley: Strains the mind a bit don't it?

by vordmeister1001 January 22, 2011

Dire Straits

A homophobic band that uses the word 'faggot' to demean gay people.

Dire Straits are a homophobic bunch of rednecks.

by sensitive liberal December 30, 2005