stoobies

fat fingers or fat toes

Eww that girl got stoobies!
Don't touch me with those stoobies!

by MannyyFresh March 6, 2012

stoopies

the combination of the words stupid and poopies. Can be replaced by either/or.

She looks stoopies.
Don't be stoopies.
I have to go stoopies.
You've got some stoopies on you.

by Jackinless July 9, 2006

skoolies

place where skool leavers go when they finish there yr 12 exams and want to go and get shitfaced. often held in queensland and victor harbor in SA. Can often be associated with horny sluts and ugly gangies lookn to cop it from multiple guys at once. Also a haven for 30 + yr old guys tryin to pickup some teen slut to bang rotten

got sloppy seconds ?

queensland or victor harbor is where skoolies is held

by Killa_VN February 4, 2006

stoolie

A stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.

Although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.

From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

KFC: "The stoolies are an interesting breed."

Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"

El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."

by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013

stoopies

1) The people who you hang out with on your stoop

2) The mentally numbing, soporific side effect of smoking too much marijuana. Much like 'munchies'.

A: "Yo boss, why are you looking so down?"
B: "One of my stoopies had a bad case of the stoopies yesterday from his sack lunch. No more sack lunch for that stoopie or he is most definitely off the stoop for a minute. Sort of like a time out. It might be two minutes, we don't know yet."
A: "PAEday*, yo."
B: "Alas."

(*Pimpin' Ain't Easy)

by snapboom August 12, 2011

Stoolie

A stoolie is a swirly administered with turds in the toilet bowl. Also known as a shitty-twister or a hair doo.

Oh man I had to use a box of qtips to get all the turd out of my ears after Mark gave me a fresh, greasy stoolie.

by Frankie Avocado October 17, 2009

stoolish

Stupid and foolish, involving a miraculous lack of intelligence.

"When Ted tried to water-ski using banana peels, Tammy called him a stoolish clown."

by hawnasay November 12, 2006