Stoke on Trent

Rhyming slang - Bent. Appertains to homosexuality.

Christ, that Ricardo loks a bit Stoke on Trent

by Spontaneous Human Combustion September 19, 2003

Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits

Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.

by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020

my favorite store on the citadel

"My favorite store on the citadel" is a phrase originating from the line of dialogue "I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel" from Mass Effect 2. Since Shepard could\ say this for every single store, it becomes comical and virtually meaningless.

In normal conversation, the phrase can mean something is:
1. Average
2. Mediocre
3. Unremarkable
4. Pointless

In addition, it can be used as a completely neutral response when asked your opinion on something and you have none or don't care either way.

That new Adam Sandler movie was my favorite store on the citadel.

The new restaurant was whatever, it was my favorite store on the citadel.

Wife: "How do you like this dress?"
Bored Husband: "I don't know, it's my favorite store on the citadel. Can we go now? We've been shopping for hours!"

by Dynomate July 5, 2016

Stole-On

To punch someone in the face without the other person having a CLUE that it's coming

Did you see that? Bob just got Stole-On!

by The OrrAcle May 6, 2010

Smoke on the Water

A legendary rock song by the equally legendary early 70's rock band, Deep Purple. It is praised for it's quickly catchy beat, easy to learn lyrics, and it's Godliness all around. Considered by many as one of the best rock songs ever, and a favorite of many Deep Purple fans. A few other songs as good as this one are "Space Truckin'", "Fireball", "Black Knight", and "Demon's Eye".

Smoke on the water-Classic Rock at it's best.

by Lunar6 October 21, 2005

Stole on

An african-american term for getting punched unexpectedly.

Dat nigga ray ray got stole on by ma nigga lil ray ray wen he was talkin dat shit.

by Mr. Jizzmeister September 23, 2009

Smoke on the water

Old folks from the country, generally in the south, use to say on nights where there was mist/fog over a swamp, pond, river or lake that the devil was raising hell under water. The saying "there is going to be smoke on the water tonight" came from that and means something is about to go down or someone is getting ready to raise hell. The saying predates the rock song by deep purples but I doubt they intended that meaning in their song. I believe their song is about a fire at a hotel.

If them MFs don't have my money theres gonna be some smoke on the water. I.e. I'm gonna raise hell.

by supascience August 4, 2018