andrew stockdale

1. Proof that white dudes can rock an afro too.

2. Guitarist/singer/songwriter of the band Wolfmother

Check out Andrew Stockdale's fro!

by Betsch March 7, 2008

Andrew Stockdale

Slang for a 32 year old Australian man who makes writes mindblowing songs and is the best active guitarist in the world. Also has an afro, kick ass beard and wicked cool boots.

"Dude, that guy is amazing on guitar!"

"I know man, he is such an Andrew Stockdale!"

by TheTinVagabond January 18, 2010

Shane Stockdale

Shane Stockdale Is A Really Sweet, Caring, Sexy, Fit, Person Who Will Always Ask You If Your Ok When Your Feeling Down.

Shane Stockdale Is Super Hot And Sexy

by Shane Stockdale April 18, 2019

Yasmine Stockdale

The best friend anyone could ask for. She is beautiful but doesn’t know it, funny intelligent and a bit of a spazzzzzzzz! Everyone has a crush on her but she is an independent woman and doesn’t need anything from anyone! She has a number one best friend forever Alexa Fantauzzi and they are the best and most powerful women you will ever meet; and if any man wants to date her or her best friend they better treat them like queens!

Guy: omg Yasmine Stockdale is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen and her best friend is really hot too.
Me: well if you want any of them you better spoil them and treat them like queen cuz if you don’t you might just wake up on a mattress in the middle of the sea!

by BaddieBabeBitch July 3, 2020

calum stockdale

A deaf boy who is very eggy and has sexual intercourse with Jacob Massey

You complete little Calum Stockdale

by The ninky nonk February 9, 2018

Jewish Stocktake

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

by extheist April 12, 2009

STOCKFACE SYNDROME

When someone has an otherwise attractive, but completely forgettable face. Like people in stock photos.

"I ran into Jennifer earlier, I think.... you know the one with the... hair (?)"
"Oh yeah! The one with stockface syndrome."

by Whas August 26, 2017