stmath 

Stmath is the definition of the hell on earth. Jiji, as you may the stupid dumb ass penguin or the mascot of the game cannot jump over anything because the blood cells flowing in Jiji's brain are too big due to Jiji being a mouth-breather and making her stupid. Jiji's vision is corrupted due to the fact she is stupid making her see small objects as 50x times her size, making her unable to waddle over anything. As you may know the math part of the game does not teach me or anybody else anything. It takes literal hours for a simple block to be a put in an area. And once you put in and wait all the time, you realize it's wrong. Jiji can't also realize she can walk extra block without risking anything. Multiple incidents of depression have accorded from children ages 6 to 12 had been caused by StMath. The worst part is they say Stmath has meaning, feeling to it. When really it's just a shit flash game made in the 2000s.

Teacher: LEts do stmath
Student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student2: PLEASE NOT STMATH

stmath by dsgnryehnethrwtn4teryth March 11, 2022

stmath 

st math is living hell for a regular kid, and an autistic kid's favorite game. When i first played st math, I had to be rushed to the ER because I was brain dead. I see autistic kids playing stmath, and i wonder if that is the reason they are autistic. The only thing I learned is that it is fucking stupid for a school to make you do 1+1 so you move a fucking penguin with waddling problems. Some kids say stmath makes them horny. And that leads me to wonder; Maybe the autistic kids see them sexy legs and suddenly want to fuck the shit out of Jiji the penguin. Maybe that is why he has waddling problems. I know that it is ok for jiji to get hella high but that teaches kids to do meth. The kids in the gif are autistic.

Mr:Flores. We are doing stmath
Kids. Aw fuck, shit, bitch
Autistic kids, yaaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaa

stmath by I sucked your moms balls October 7, 2019

stmath 

stmath is a living hell where this penguin who can't jump or do anything him/herself and makes you do it for them and makes you want to commit suicide

teacher: stmath for 20 minutes!
kids: disappear
Teacher: WTF

stmath by nameisnameidispisestmath April 4, 2022

Statheist 

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).

Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.

Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013

Shmathan 

the evil twin nemesis of Benjamin Nathan

Yo Shmathan, let's burn, make nachos, and play COD 4!

Shmathan by Dummying shit January 27, 2009

Strathvegas 

referring to Strathroy, Ontario, Canada. Some say it's a sarcastic term, as Strathroy is the polar opposite of Las Vegas.

Let's go to Strathvegas and partay!

Strathvegas by Rev. Andrew P N J Moffit July 11, 2006

Stathamesque 

When you do something completely bad-ass it defies the laws of physics and will cause peoples minds to explode and their eyes to melt. Comes from the name Jason Statham a British action movie star who's as hardcore in real life as the characters in his movies.

Guy #1: Dude! Jumping off that bridge while stabbing that ninja, and then saving that baby from those rabid lions by beating them with your bare hands was so bad-ass I lost control of my bowels.

Guy #2: Yea it was one Stathamesque style move wasn't It?

Stathamesque by BINDSOR January 21, 2011