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Sticky Palmer

When someone interlocks hands with another person and masturbates with both of their hands at the same time; It is like an Arnold Palmer because its half-and-half... Plus it makes your hand sticky
OMG! Jared is giving Adam a Sticky Palmer! Awesome!
by Keestaredam September 21, 2012
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A prank where someone urinates in the victim's shoes, usually a nice, brand new basketball shoe.
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear how that dude got the Sticky Palmer?
Guy #2: Yeah bro, his shoes are gonna smell like that for another month!
by surprisebsex November 16, 2009
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Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"
by Stooo March 20, 2003
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To stick your hand down the crack of your ass and then shake hands with an enemy, hopefully where they will eat with their fingers.
"Dude I just stinkpalmed that stuck up Wing King!"
by podgmc February 9, 2003
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Something retarded comic book fans attempt to do to Kevin Smith at comic conventions.
Don't fsck with The Jedi Master, son!
by Kix May 3, 2004
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