steffen

an obese monster that is overly obsessed with batman, alabama, and call of duty.

Japanese people, "GODZILLA!" NO, WORSE STEFFEN!

by philosopher of fat people April 9, 2012

Steffen

To make a simple mistake on a master copy of something, thereby screwing up every subsequent edition. Every fruit of the poisonous Steffen tree has to be gone through line by line to ensure that the mistake is corrected.

Other renditions of Steffen include: steffening, steffened (past), steffen up 2: the SKUs, the steffenation, and steffen 2: electric boogaloo.

Aw, shit. I have to go correct a metric fuckton of work because I steffened the original copy.

by funstar September 1, 2010

Steffen

Steffen is an complete unsocial awkard "thing" to be around.
He goes to a rich white boy school, and loves being a nerd.
Bad skills with ladies in general. THINKS he can dance... but usually shouldn't bring up this subject cause he tends to dance randomly in public.

hey nerd come over here, and stop being such a steffen.
nah aint got the ladies.. just been a steffen recently.
guy1 "hey can you help me with my homework?"
guy2 "man why cant you be more like steffen?!"

"stop dancing around like steffen"
just stop being a steffen and ask her out already"

by RHHS student faculty board December 6, 2013

Steffen

Milena’s boyfriend

Steffen is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy and mine bitch

by 1243mil May 20, 2018

Steffen

Gud af skrald og depression

Jeg ber til Steffen at jeg ikke får en bøde for at smide plastik ud i mad affald

by kronos the myth August 22, 2025

Steffen's mum

The act of ploughing a norweigan lady seven times in one night.

Yo, I steffen's mummed that norweigan girl lastnight

by norweiganluva December 9, 2008

Steffen Cullum

Steffen Cullum is strong and hard working, sexy and funny. Steffen Cullum will do anything to help a friend, always mature when needed to be.

If you want to be the best be Steffen Cullum!

by It was an inside job March 14, 2018