Steering Wheel Tan

The uneven tan you receive where your left arm is darker than your right.

Girl, I really need to go to the tanning bed or let someone else drive while I'm the passenger, because I've got a bad case of steering wheel tan.

by Melissa Hupalo August 25, 2008

Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007

Steering Wheel Statement

An example of ridiculous Corporate-Speak. It is a positioning statement used by whoever is in charge to guide the participants of a project towards the desired aim or business goal.

It is a classic example of using three words when one will suffice !

"What's our steering wheel statement for this project/mission/job <delete as appropriate>?"

by Pierre Themeat January 11, 2017

steering wheel holder

no driving, automatic transmission driving dumbass,fog lite useing,parking lot speeding ass

they couldn't drive a board up his ass, let alone a real truck, there just steering wheel holders

by mike01trkr February 22, 2012

steering wheel

The act of putting your penis inside a woman's anus then gathering all her limbs together and spinning her like a steering wheel

I bent over Becca last night and gave her the "steering wheel" so good

by Black popcorn December 19, 2016

steering lock

(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.

Why are steering locks only used by people with cars not worth taking?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Steering Wheel Warrior

A Steering Wheel Warrior is the motoring equivalent of a keyboard warrior. Someone who acts real tough in their car but in reality they are actually a big yellow coward. A Steering Wheel Warrior will drive aggressively, beep their horn, wave their arms, flip the bird, scream and shout in their car and generally act like a complete pig towards other motorists, pedestrians, cyclists etc regardless of the traffic conditions.

They are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.

Joe: "I was waiting at traffic lights today and even though the lights were red this guy kept beeping his horn at me to move."

Chris: "Ugh, what an asshole. Sounds like a typical Steering Wheel Warrior."

by Clitty McClitus January 17, 2013