steam

A gayprogram designed to line Valve's pockets with money.

STEAM is a big pile of SHIT.

by James Washbrook September 15, 2003

steam

fucked up laggy assed shite program developed by retards who like spoiling peoples fun

not worth the "steam" of my shit

by UVMe January 16, 2004

steam

1. Noun. The gaseous form of water, H20.

2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.

1. James Watt was principle in the development of an engine working using the pressure of super-heated steam.

2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5

Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?

by Comrade Dmitri March 3, 2004

steam

a useless program that gets in your way of playing CS, wastes your time, and does absolutely nothing.

what the fuck does steam do?

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

steam

A one-shot-one-kill weapon usable by gaming companies to kill a game. See "awp".

Valve1-0 killed Counter-Strike0-1 with "STEAM"

by Willy January 11, 2004

steam

1. a waste of code designed to turn good games (like CS, dod) into piles of shit,
2. the worst way to update games,
3. a REALLY bad idea,
4. a way of getting 56k players off half-life in the hope to reduce lag but because of the fuckups in code its laggy with more than 4 people playing on a server,
5. what you get if you fart on a cold day

steam is made for valves to laugh at

by hex_ten November 23, 2003

steam

the vapor into which water is converted when heated, forming a white mist of minute water droplets in the air

water vapor, condensation, mist, haze, fog, moisture
"steam from the kettle"

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