poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.

Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"

by nacko420 July 5, 2010

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Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =

Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.

by HanLono April 23, 2013

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STD-scale

Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.

The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.

The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"

Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:

- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola

- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?

- That girl could give me AIDS

- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight

- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia

by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014

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STD Sponge

Someone or Something who has a predisposition to gaining STDs.

Bro i saw Becky go into the boys locker room with Chet and his bros.
Dude shes a total STD Sponge.

by John_Stamos_xxx April 14, 2020

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STD SLUT

A female who has daddy issues and trys to get back at all men by fucking them hoping she can contract and STD to spread. In fact she has so many STD's she dispenses them like a vending machine for the price of penis. Usually on birth control because being pregnant would take time from her being a slut. Refuses to use condoms. She is so easy that you will be surprised at the minimal effort you had to put in to get her to spread her legs. Once spreads you might have doubts of what you are about to do since her vagina will most defiantly look like something from health class. Every guy (and girl) that fucks her will try claiming that they were drunk and on drugs even if they are straight edge.

Man 1: "Damn dude, I went to the doctor today and she told me I had 3 STD's."
Man 2: "I told you that would regret fucking that STD slut."
Man 1: "I know but I was so drunk and high of heroin."
Man 2: "You don't drink or do drugs."
Man 1: "WTF WAS I THINKING??!?!?!?!?"

by stdslutexpert6969 May 9, 2011

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STD (Stop the Drama)

Its when you just get so tired of your friend or family memember's whinning or constantant complaining that you wish you were temporarily deaf or wish you could slap the living crap out of the other person so yell out STD (Stop the Drama!!!!!!)

This term was recently seen on a episode of Jersey Shore when Snookie aka Snickers gets arrested for DUI and cries in Italy and Vinny yells out "STD: STOP THE DRAMA!"

Sunny: (crying hysterically) why won't you call me Vladamir, I love you so much, all I'm asking is for you to call me every day.....

Vladamir: holy cow woman STD (STOP THE DRAMA) .....

So Vladamir hangs up......Dial Tone is the next sound that is heard by Sunny!

by Zio Carmine aka Don Gesu September 15, 2011

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