statjacked

When a friend hijacks your Facebook and posts embarassing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your Facebook status. Occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.

"Dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm cum-filled bubble baths with a dildo up your butt?"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."

Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"

by fb statjacker October 9, 2009

statusjacked

when two people or a group steal someones Facebook wall or status update and carry out their own conversation.

Jennys status update reads, Jenny is sick today.
Bob comments how are you dave.
Dave returns comment and the two carry out a conversation. "Jennys been statusjacked"

by DJ Groove July 21, 2009

Statusjacked

See Status Thief. The act of having your witty, well thought out Facebook status used by a Facebook friend.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, I have been statusjacked."

by J-Saturn January 18, 2010

STATUSfaction

The art of feeling completely gratified by your current post on FaceBook.

With my post receiving so many likes on FaceBook, I have finally achieved STATUSfaction! I am completely STATUSfied.

by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014

statusfactory

Adequate in da present condition, performance, lifestyle, etc.

Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.

by QuacksO March 17, 2024