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Squirtilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a woman...while she's squirting.
At first he was hesitant, but then he realized squirtilingus was like savoring cold water surging from a garden hose on a hot summer day.
by das bouk! July 28, 2016
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Squodeling

when you grab your 82 year old, saggy, pasty, powdery, old grandpa by the throat, then flip him upside-down and he starts flailing his arms and squawking like a toucan begging for mercy
“yo, i was squodeling mr. dave last night
by voldemorts fire cheese free August 8, 2020
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Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.
Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!
by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021
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Slurpiling

When a man sucks his own dick by bending backwards.
"I went shopping and witnessed a slurpiling and tried slurpiling myself."
"my dad took me to his (secret hideout) and we committed slurpiling #fatherandsonbonding"
by Dizzardary June 12, 2022
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squidling

eg. look at the little squidlings / squidlets
by sophie and jen June 1, 2006
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scurdling

The process of whipping to a creamy texture and consistency.
Cream is often used to assist in the process scurdling blood.
by CookieSucker9000 May 26, 2016
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Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.
Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!
by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021
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