squirt

To cum, female or male.

Oh! Ohhhhhh! Pull my rod a little faster! Uhhhhhhh! I'm gonna squirt!

by pentozali May 11, 2011

squirt

a small person. best used on people younger than you

hey, shut up squirt!

by KD June 09, 2003

squirt

squirt is what a guy's dick does when he has a cumgasm.

I usually squirt eleven times when I cum!

by eda-skip November 15, 2022

squirt

to be bad, unacceptable, boring, or generally shitty. Synonym: suck

"This event squirts dude."
"Yeah I'm about ready to blow ass"

by notbad.jpg August 13, 2011

squirt

A caffeine free grapefruit soda manufactured by Pepsi. Contains less than 1% fruit juice and goes great with vodka.

Dude 1: Yo, get me some squirt for my smirnoff twist!

Dude 2: Shut up, pussy!

by Nasty Massey March 27, 2004

squirt

1. a young child

2. to urinate

3. to orgasm (usually for a man and sometimes a woman)

Some arrogant squirt was in the stall squirting.

by The Return of Light Joker August 20, 2010

squirt

when a female exerts her cum into a males cock. this however can cause people to get MORE horny. i do not recommend this to kids under the age of..............SQUIRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah right there........... enjoy squirting but be careful because this can cause unstoppable squirting...........

(squirt) squirting....

by achmed911 May 07, 2011