Squirrely

Breaking from the conventional definition of squirrely, due to the sickening speciesist undertones, squirrely shall now mean:

cool, great taste in music. Almost 3 thousand followers on twitter, even though you only follow, like, 45 people. Everybody likes you, and you make everybody laugh.

Person A: Have you met the new guy at work? The crazy, squirrely one?
Person B (not racist): By squirrely do you mean cool, great taste in music? the funny squirrel guy?
Person A: Hmm, now that I've heard you use squirrely in that way, I believe your definition of squirrely is correct. I apologise to any squirrels I may have offended or made disparaging remarks against in the past.
Person B: Let us pray together, my friend...

Squirrely by ndrw August 5, 2012

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To act in a matter that is fruity or queer

I think our guests left because Cam was getting all squirrely.

squirrely by CMac dizzle May 14, 2007

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feeling silly.. aka.. finger in the bum or somebody else's bum

"Put that tampon in my butt, STAT! I'm feelin' squirrely"

squirrely by Saggie April 10, 2008

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When you're driving down the road and see you a squirrel dart into the middle of the street. Despite the fact that the car is coming, you don't know what the squirrel is going to do. It could dart to the right or it could dart to the left. It could stay there or it could run towards you.

Jake is so squirrely.

That squirrely bitch tried to steal my drink last night.

squirrely by coolcat454 June 10, 2011