Squirrely

Breaking from the conventional definition of squirrely, due to the sickening speciesist undertones, squirrely shall now mean:

cool, great taste in music. Almost 3 thousand followers on twitter, even though you only follow, like, 45 people. Everybody likes you, and you make everybody laugh.

Person A: Have you met the new guy at work? The crazy, squirrely one?
Person B (not racist): By squirrely do you mean cool, great taste in music? the funny squirrel guy?
Person A: Hmm, now that I've heard you use squirrely in that way, I believe your definition of squirrely is correct. I apologise to any squirrels I may have offended or made disparaging remarks against in the past.
Person B: Let us pray together, my friend...

by ndrw August 5, 2012

squirrely

To act in a matter that is fruity or queer

I think our guests left because Cam was getting all squirrely.

by CMac dizzle May 14, 2007

squirrely

feeling silly.. aka.. finger in the bum or somebody else's bum

"Put that tampon in my butt, STAT! I'm feelin' squirrely"

by Saggie April 10, 2008

squirrely

When you're driving down the road and see you a squirrel dart into the middle of the street. Despite the fact that the car is coming, you don't know what the squirrel is going to do. It could dart to the right or it could dart to the left. It could stay there or it could run towards you.

Jake is so squirrely.

That squirrely bitch tried to steal my drink last night.

by coolcat454 June 10, 2011

Squirrely

Thou that is resembling a squirrel in looks and or actions.

"The way you picked up those acorns was rather squirrely."

"That picture of Taggart makes him look so squirrely."

by Glitterman;D November 9, 2012

squirrely

a person similar to a squirrel in the sense that they are always trying to find a nut. Often pronounced "Squa-lay!" by laymen.

After James' two year prison sentence, incarceration, and subsequent abstinence, it was safe to say James was feeling kinda squirrely.

by Squalay January 26, 2009

squirrely

feeling silly.. aka.. finger in the bum or somebody else's bum

"Put that tampon in my butt, STAT! I'm feelin' squirrely"

by Saggie April 11, 2008