A Simping Chad is someone who has achieved the ultimate form of Simpiness and Chadliness. He now possesses both qualities and attributes of a Simp and a Chad. He is the ultimate lifeform.
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A primal state of being that only chads and/or alphas can attain.
A primal state of being that only chads and/or alphas can attain.
by Borkdoggo8 April 30, 2021
Get the Squimpin mug.'Simping' is the art of trying to act like a girl's boyfriend when you don't really even know her, when she already has a boyfriend, or when she has explicitly stated she is not interested in you romantically. The 'Simp' convinces himself that he is more important than he actually is AND that he is sexually desirable to his person of obsession. It's nothing but a delusion, but you bet your ass he will do anything and everything for his person of obsession, especially if she has a boyfriend. If she's got a boyfriend, the 'Simp' goes into full competition mode and sets himself out to prove he 'does things her shitty boyfriend would never do'. For his efforts, the 'Simp' receives almost nothing in return from the person he has targeted, and rightfully so. 'Simps' spend their money, time, and life giving everything to someone who gives them nothing in return except maybe a little attention every now and then just to keep them on the hook. Also, this is really important, some women are aware of the simp(s) in her life & some aren't. It all depends on the situation, so don't automatically assume every single female has a horde of 'Simps' that she's using to pay her rent and car insurance every month. However, If she is aware of her simp(s) AND has not cut them out completely, then you bet your ass she is entertaining them ever so slightly to be able to get what she wants out of them. More power to her though, you go girl, that's a fucking sweet deal.
Jason is simping hardcore, bro. He's giving Gabby rides to and from work every day, and he spent $250 on her birthday present. She even told him that her boyfriend forgot to get her a present, and that's the last thing he needed to know because now he's convinced himself he actually has a chance!
by KeyLimeElf July 30, 2020
Get the Simping mug.verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.
Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!
Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
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Get the platonic simping mug.A drinking game where a participant uses their buttocks to grab a quarter and walk with it as far as possible.
Once the quarter(s) have been secured by the buttocks then no other part of the body may be used to carry the quarter.
If another body part is used other than the buttocks then the distance from the beginning is marked where the participant used another body part for assistance.
Additionally no props may be used to hold the quarter in place.
Only buttocks and the quarter -- nothing else.
Others participants use the same method to see how far they can carry the quarter using their buttocks in relation to the initial participant.
The participant who carries it the furthest wins the game. The losers must then imbibe a drink at the discretion of the winner.
For increased difficulty the participants can be asked to carry more than one quarter.
Additionally the method of walking can be varied and is up to the participant.
Once the quarter(s) have been secured by the buttocks then no other part of the body may be used to carry the quarter.
If another body part is used other than the buttocks then the distance from the beginning is marked where the participant used another body part for assistance.
Additionally no props may be used to hold the quarter in place.
Only buttocks and the quarter -- nothing else.
Others participants use the same method to see how far they can carry the quarter using their buttocks in relation to the initial participant.
The participant who carries it the furthest wins the game. The losers must then imbibe a drink at the discretion of the winner.
For increased difficulty the participants can be asked to carry more than one quarter.
Additionally the method of walking can be varied and is up to the participant.
Once at a camping party a couple of people decided that they were going to participate in a friendly game of squimming.
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