The Yoinky Sploinky

the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off

guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)

by frog master IV December 14, 2021

Spronk

(verb) When you fuck somebody so thoroughly they forget their name and address.

"I want you to come over right now and spronk me"

"I gave her a good spronking"

"I can't feel my legs, you spronked me good!"

by HighVelocityDeposit November 29, 2021

sphincter sprinkler

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack

yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011

miami sprinkler

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.

Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.

by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014

Wittenoom Sprinkler

The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.

Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.

by J Archer August 23, 2018

Big Rapids Sprinkler

A Big Rapids sprinkler is when a girl gives you head, you cum in her mouth, and then she blows the cum back out all over your face. They are named for the types of girls you'll get in Big Rapids, MI, home of Ferris State University.

I thought I had just got the best head in my life from Becky until she stood up and gave me a Big Rapids sprinkler.

by Tim Time March 31, 2010

Sprinkage

Mr Beast used it so no explanations needed

“Let’s do a little sprinkage”

by Sour..lemonxde June 18, 2020