Spring Clan

A cult built on weirdos. The tend to often make fun of people and pretend to be better than everyone else. They are ran by a want-to-be god.

Person: Did you see smoke in the woods last night?

Person 2: Don’t worry, it was just Spring Clan.

by Markisgreatmarkisgod January 1, 2021

Spring Cleaning

When a guy licks a girls anus while she's sitting on his face. Normally directly after a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. Normally can be a man or woman doing the cleaning usually also involves eating of the feces.

Spring cleaning

by Jabooty in Mehico January 18, 2017

Spring Cleaning

The time of the year when you pay nutters with half, moldy nuts to peel your nut film at the Nut Salon. (Preferably South Hill Nut Salon)

1. Dude. SPRING CLEANING TIME! Let's all make our appointments at South Hill Nut Salon! I'm paying! I have enough half, moldy nuts to pay for ev-er-y one.

by TheNutters2008 July 6, 2008

Spring Cleaning

The act of having sex with a woman who thinks their period is over only to find out after-wards that it wasn't as over as you thought.

Woman: hey I think it's over!
Man: sweet!

Then afterwards...

Man: hey looky! I think I found some stuff you lost while spring cleaning!
Woman: you better go take a shower...

by TheBlackBeast March 17, 2010

Spring Cleaning

When a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out.

I'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight.

by dnation December 2, 2007

Spring Cleaning

When you shout Mom/Dad right after climaxing on your stomach and cleaning as quickly as possible before the walk in.

Alex: yo my mom caught me while I was spring cleaning

Max: awe shit dude

by Fantastic404 October 12, 2018

spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019