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Shred Ass

Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?

John: Yeah!

Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
by Perrier August 1, 2018
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Shredtastic

A sic day on the hill with powder and full body awesomeness
Boss: you want to skip work and going boarding tomorrow?

Me: shredtastic, dudette. 9:30 chairlift, be there or be square. Werd werd werd
by DaRoof Fiddler February 12, 2019
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Jillian Shea Spaeder

A talented gorgeous girl who's an amazing singer/songwriter. Famous for being on Disney XD's show Walk The Prank. Pops up on twitter once in a blue moon. Her favorite word to say is "cool".
Anyone: so yeah
Jillian Shea Spaeder: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Anyone: Um are you alri-
Jill: cool
by agaydisaster0526 April 22, 2020
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To shreds you say

The worst, most depressing, most negative state of being known to man. Used to describe yourself or others in the worst state of affairs.
Farnsworth: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ...To shreds you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ...To shreds you say.
by Nyukk July 2, 2009
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Shredding Face

/SHred.diNG/ /fās/

shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013
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keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.
Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
by mooogs May 14, 2017
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shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.
Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!
by LonePooper February 6, 2018
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