Sportcession

When your city, college, state, or country is in a huge sports drought. Meaning that you were once a competitive team but are no longer.

Ronnie: Yo man, haven't seen in years, where you living these days?

Big Mike: Oakland.

Ronnie: Ohh dude, that sucks, you guys are in a huge sportcession.

Big Mike: Tell me about it

by thebearjew69 June 11, 2011

sportespercrastination

trying to avoid work to the extent of even doing sport in a desperate attempt to procrastinate

i just really didnt want to revise so i went on a run for the first time in 12 years, thats proper sportespercrastination

by fen nenge May 13, 2014

sportress

A waitress at a sports bar in a fortress in Ireland.

The sportress was lookin' real fly in Glasgow.

by The moving banana May 14, 2017