Spoon

A spoon is an imaginary unit of energy used by people with illnesses and disabilities. These people use spoons to describe daily activites with a limited source of energy.

The Spoon Theory was developed by Christine Miserandino, a woman with Lupus to describe units of energy to her friend. She gave her friend a handful and asked her friend to list her morning routine. As each activity was said, a spoon was removed from the handful.

For example, getting out of bed costs "one spoon", and getting dressed/showering costs two or three.
I didn't have enough spoons to do the dishes AND shower before bed.
by notenoughspoons July 01, 2013
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Spooning

It’s when Daniel takes out a spoon from his lunch box and proceeds to hit you with it
Me- Daniel what are you doing
Daniel- IM SPOONING YOU!
by your weirdo friend daisy! April 20, 2018
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The most dangerous weapon mankind has ever known... So sharp...
Dave: "RAAAAAARGH!!! IMMA GONNA ATTACK YA WITH THIS SPOOON!!!"
*everyone flees, because the spoon is such a dangerous weapon*
by Bardo-zilla_37 May 10, 2015
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The scooping utensil used for eating ice cream because I spend my time on my room crying with a bucket of mint chocolate chip on my lap because GOD IM SO ALONE AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE BECAUSE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER DIED AGAIN AND SOMEBODY DATE ME PLEASE
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Spoons

Connotation: medical slang

Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.

Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)
Someone: “wanna hang out today?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”
by Sacredfart November 02, 2022
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A form of cuddling where the boyfriend/taller girlfriend lays facing the same direction as their shorter boyfriend/girlfriend and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like "spoons"
Person 1: Did you hear that Mark and Shannon were spooning last night?
Person 2: Yeah... They do it too much.. They need to get a room!!
by @tight_and_bright April 11, 2015
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(verb)To cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).
Do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?
by Mista Askew March 13, 2005
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