speedshifting

To masterbate so quickly and vigoursly your actions almost reach the speed of sound.

Speedshifting works well if you are in a hurry.

by 70GR March 18, 2011

Speedsturbation

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.

I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!

by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009

Sesame sneeds

Sesame sneeds are a great lunchtime snack. A term originally coined by the late philosopher and bachelor Matthew Robert Rose.

"Sesame sneeds are a great lunchtime snack.

My mum puts them in my lunchtime pack.
I love them so much, I could eat a whole sack.
Don't judge me, just give me slack."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

speedstagrin

A permanent smile from driving a Speedster

John just got back from his first drive, he was all speedstagrin.

by SpeedsterOwners.com March 29, 2005

Splamining your Spleeds

To describe having friends over and they're all stoned as fuck and doing dumb but funny shit

Wibigiblades..
Ok bro stop splamining your spleeds
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020

Speedster

A type of DC super hero that uses the speed force to move much faster than human limits.

Me: I am a speedster
Unnamed person: Really, Your name is Ezra Miller
Me: No, it’s Grant Gustin

by Derpy Hero April 18, 2019

Scarlet Speedster

1. A fast redhead.

2. A tempting seductress with red hair.

3. Neat and tidy trimming of a (true) Redhead's pubes, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.

My dreams came true last evening when Lindsay took me home and proved, indeed, she was a scarlet speedster.

by ButtFuzz August 16, 2006