turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017

Sean Spicer

One of the 11 Spicers of herbs that KFC let loose on the world to produce alternative facts to demonstrate that the media has it wrong on the KFC recipe and all of Trump's ideologies.

Sean Spicer your salad with alternative american pepper which is organic and saves the world from the middle east inporting spices and terrorists.

by SliceofJesus February 5, 2017

Sean Spicer

See jackass

*Sean Spicer operates weaponized podium at Glen the reporter*

by Desmond Thrithri March 13, 2017

Sean Spicer

Part of Speech: Verb

Definition: To use the power of bullshit to turn a blatant lie into a fact.

At first they didn't believe the sky was actually a dark shade of magenta but then I Sean Spicered the shit out of the situation and all of them suddenly believed.

by Sml_Yng March 21, 2017

spicerism

An explanation that is preposterous, pulled from one's own ass out of desperation.

He has more spicerisms than any Press Secretary in history.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2017

Lion Slicer

A weird word from the lyrics of Colony of Birchmen off of Mastodon's 2006 album Blood Mountain

Seems however I'm a victim of circumstance

Hunt for ogres and dwarves

Lion slicer

by blacktooth100proof February 25, 2010

Splicers

These fucked up deformed psychos that are the result of excessive genetic modification.Usually seen wearing 50's masquerade masks.Appear in the game Bioshock.Classified by their method of attack:

Thuggish-use blunt objects to try to bludgeon you to death.

Leadhead-use pistols and machineguns.

Nitro-use various thrown explosives.

Spider-uses hooks to crawl on walls and for melee attacks or thrown.Extremely agile.

Houdini-constantly teleports,leaving behind a bloody mist,then reappears,using fire or ice plasmids.

Splicers are vulnerable to anti-personel rounds.

by Razastyle October 16, 2008