Sympathy Spewer

One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment.

When Jane threw up at the dinner table we immediately found out Bob was a sympathy spewer because he proceeded to vomit as well.

by ATmegaNeRd May 16, 2009

spierdolic

Polish verb for 'to fail', 'to fuck smthg up'

'Musiales wszystko spierdolic!' - You fucked it up you fucking loser

by kwiatek March 2, 2009

Specer

a master thief, often having a strong tendency toward expensive watches. Will do almost anything to seem innocent, even when caught red handed. Peg-legs are rampant among them.

Chris: Hey Gordon, did you steal my watch?
Gordon: uhhh... nn..no..I...uh..havnt seen any watch.
Chris: Whats that on you wrist?
Gordon: I'm gonna fight you!
Chris: WHAT A SPECER!

by Wyatt Earp 2 March 2, 2009

spederrific

adj.
a truly retarded achievement. The height of moronic action.

Tim crossed the street while texting and got creamed by a bus. What a spederrific move.

by ddmondo February 7, 2010

ITW David Speer

1. A high school where each year they take in large amounts of hopeless kids who all either failed their selective enrollment test or didn't bother taking it. They're forced to cope with teachers trying to be in their business.

2. A building that is at least new, but filled with ignorant, pot-head, slutty, egotistical, bitches who all think they'll make it big in this world by doing nothing.

3. A school where the students can only express themselves by the types of socks they fucking wear. Where we don't even have our own privacy. Like we can't even take a shit alone. A school where your only cool if you pass the fitness exam. And where teachers can curse at students.

Maria: What school you go to?
Josh: ITW David Speer

Maria: I’ll pray for you

by Wack g November 18, 2018

spierdalaj

Polish for the phrase "fuck off"

spierdalaj ty chuju (fuck off you dick)
spierdalaj mi stat (get the fuck away from here)
niech on spierdala (he can go fuck himself)

by DuffMan37 September 12, 2006

Spefert

Sean's form of the word "perfect" when hes had too much beer and wine.

Sean's Mom - "Hey honey. How was Timmy's birthday party?"

Sean - "It was Spefert, maaaaan."

Sean's Mom - "What did you say?"

Sean - "It was Speferrrrrrt."

Sean's Mom - "You're fucked now, bitch. Bend over."

Sean - "Oh. Spefert"

by DylanIsATallRetard August 7, 2009