Speedbag Scissorhands

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.

I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.

by Wild Bor November 29, 2009

speedbag

A nutsack with an extreme amount of dangle in its angle. Usually used to describe such during periods of warm weather when someone decides to go commando.

If i accidentally sit on my speedbag, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

by PeterGammonsLuvChild May 9, 2005

speedbagging

When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.

Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.

by REad Kobayashi May 27, 2009

speedwagen

An unstoppable project with machinery to match.

Speedwagen will be the fastest car in its class at Bonneville.

by spindelturner February 14, 2008

Standing speedbag

While standing; your girl kneels in front of you and tongue fucks your nuts like a speedbag

Last night Sarah and I were about to get into it and she sat in front of me and gave me a standing speedbag.

by Hairy ballz April 13, 2010

El Paso Speedbag

When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.

Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.

by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006

Speedwagen

A vehicle that is built for speed

The Speedwagen is going to set a land speed record

by Garry King January 12, 2009