Speedbaged

(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).

"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees

by Washuaiki June 14, 2009

Speedbagging

To teabag someone at an extremely fast rate,
One would even say, to teabag like a jack rabbit

- OMG, did you see Nick speedbag that guy
- That was faster than teabagging, that was speedbagging

by Castle42 June 14, 2020

Speedbag

Someone who gets their ass beat real bad in a fight, or loses every fight they are in.

1)Galvan, your a fucking speedbag!
2)You want to fight me? Whata joke, I will speedbag you.

by B Roz December 8, 2004

Speedbagging

When that one guy keeps flexing about how well prepared they are for violence with no resume to show for it

This one guy I know is always speedbagging but he hasn't ever done nothing in a fight

by UnrealChet January 19, 2023

Speedbagging

Preferably preformed in a warmer environment to allow the balls to droop to a sufficient level, a female (or male) based off preference. Will then preform a speed bag technique commonly preformed in boxing to said nuts.

Dude my balls hurt because emily was speedbagging me last night

by Klay_Thompson March 22, 2021

Speedbag

To punch one's testicles repeatedly like a boxer training for a fight. Participant may use both hands, one hand, or a combination of each.

That dude is such a douche I want to speedbag his nut-sack.

by BigDaddyC6969 October 5, 2020

speedbag

A shaved scrotum

Rumor has it that George Stephanopoulos sports a speedbag.

by Anita Razer August 7, 2002