Dan: 'Oh sorry I'm late, I had to go pick up my son from kindy and had to bring him home.'
James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?'
Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.'
James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?'
James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?'
Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.'
James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?'
by Your Neighbour, Jeff Jeffson January 17, 2020
A nickname given to the most amazing girl I know. She is kind, funny, outgoing, brave, smart, and beautiful.
Speckles is my best friend.
by TMAB03 October 28, 2019
When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.
Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.
by Mad Mick! April 24, 2016
African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American
by bnj61 March 26, 2009
by Danimale August 30, 2016
corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.
Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*
by gross person January 03, 2009
by muff-69-diver March 14, 2023