spasticated

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

by louise April 12, 2004

spazimacated

Complete and utter fool

Adam, you are a dribbly spazimacated fool!!

by Any smoke tick? October 11, 2018

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

spasticated

1. All over the place
2. Not following 'conventional'/'normal' rules or practice
3. Defies 'normal' logic

Adjective for the noun, spastic. Not to be used in conjunction with the noun 'Spastic' which is a real medical/mental affliction.

Q. How was the traffic this morning? A. It was spasticated

My head is spasticated this morning

The organisation of that thing was spasticated

Your explanation is spasticated

by travelmate37 June 25, 2010

spastimicated

when someone is acting very dumb and says something stupid.

for example... “your actually so spastimicated”

by wet biscuit April 7, 2021

Spastamicated

A person is very retarded and can't do anything for himself

Yo Jimmy is spastamicated

by My space February 21, 2018

spasimakated

A word used by Russell Howard to greater to someone leaning back in their chair and falling with them ending up being spasmic or having spasms.

Jack pleaded back in his chair and now he's spasimakated.

by 99Enigma9 May 19, 2018