spazmonkey

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

by Yobkillah October 11, 2006

spacemonkey

Underground Cult Website.
The word came about after naming a picture on a table apparently.

That should be used on spacemonkey

by MH February 15, 2005

Stashmonkey

Is the name of 'The' university clothing company. They do everything a sport team could need.

Stashmonkey made this!

by Ralph99 May 27, 2009

Spazmonkey

A spastic person that acts likes monkey

Your such a spazmonkey

by ❤️🌸🖕11/20 November 21, 2016

Spankmonkey

A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.

Well rare mate! I spoke to an RSW today and she wasn't a Spankmonkey! Must be a trainee Doctor!

by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009

swashmonkey

A term used to describe a crazy act made by a hott guy.

Uh oh, look at that hott guy making a swashmonkey of himself. I'd ride that,

by imadino May 24, 2005

spacemonkeymolly

An unbeliavably naive good-doer in love with humankind.

He: "Look at that shine!"
Me: "Yeah, watch that spacemonkeymolly go..."

by egonym February 15, 2019