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Spalding

The act of inserting a tennis racket either orally, anally, or vaginally.
That girl is is getting a good anal spalding.
by Craig spalding September 4, 2018
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someone who should be/is about to be punched/beaten up. After the brand Spalding who among other things make punching bags for boxers.
"Hey spalding!"...BANG!
by Prince Walter April 28, 2008
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When someone is sped and balding, at the same time
Me: "Damm, Peap is spalding"
by erguhgehri November 19, 2019
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Spalding

When you've become so angry at a game that you start to insulting the people around you.
Guy 1: dude relax bro it's just uno
Guy 2: NO DUDE I'M FUCKING SPALDING FUCK YOU!!!
by Possible Goose June 10, 2022
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When a man is balding, but still ballin'. A reference to the Spalding brand of basketballs.
Person 1: "Yo, Mr. Jonas is spalding."
Person 2: "Didn't know he had it in him…"
by senro November 29, 2023
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Spalding

Noun: A popular basketball brand

Verb: An extension from the urban slang use of Malding. A combination of the words Super, Mad, and Balding. Most popularized from the gaming video website www.twitch.tv and the subsequent definition of someone raging in front of a computer screen when any arbitrary triggering event is happening in front of the observing entertainer.
Verb: "Lol, dude is spalding from the L-streak."

Noun: "Hand me that spalding there."

Verb: "Throw that spalding baby."
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Spalding Beer

A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.
You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.

damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.
by Biznah September 19, 2005
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