A short-term testicular problem among male astronauts after re-entry in the atmosphere. The low level of gravity exposure in space makes the cubic hairs "float," thereforefore after returning to Earth, they tend to remain in the upright position for sometime weeks at a time.
Astronaut 1: Hey Niel, how was it in the sack last night?
Niel Armsrong: Horrible. I had--- spaceballs.
Niel Armsrong: Horrible. I had--- spaceballs.
by Bodacious Bob February 18, 2005
Get the Spaceballsmug. The spaceballs landed in your town and threw down some astroturf where the hundreds of years old forest once stood, now nobody can see the forest.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
Get the spaceballsmug. Two people named Shelly and Fred are dating. Until Fred slips up..
Fred: Hey Shelly, want to watch Spaceballs with me?
Shelly: Hell no, you gay asshole!
That's why you shouldn't watch Spaceballs.
Fred: Hey Shelly, want to watch Spaceballs with me?
Shelly: Hell no, you gay asshole!
That's why you shouldn't watch Spaceballs.
by a butthead July 19, 2009
Get the Spaceballsmug. A mediocre movie with little to no humor in it whatsoever that some feeble old man made who had nothing better to do with his so called life. A cheap parody of Star Wars. Humiliates and embarrasses people everywhere who are unfortunate enough to get stuck with the last name Schwartz and also makes fun of the amazing Star Wars series. Thanks a lot Mel Brooks.
Geek 1: "Hahaha Spaceballs is so awesome, best movie ever!"
(Smarter)Geek 2: "Uh no way dude, it totally made fun of Star Wars which are the best movies ever!"
(Smarter)Geek 2: "Uh no way dude, it totally made fun of Star Wars which are the best movies ever!"
by MelBrooksNeedsToDieAlready May 31, 2010
Get the Spaceballsmug. A deuce that is so long it either can't fit on the screen all at once or clears the water in the toilet bowl.
by Casablancadon August 9, 2010
Get the Spaceball Onemug. Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book holds up a Transformers comic book, Spaceballs: the Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal. Spaceballs: the Urban Dictionary definition
by vyquad July 23, 2021
Get the Spaceballs: the Urban Dictionary definitionmug. "Spaceball 1... about to be jammed"
by ELuckie December 12, 2016
Get the spaceball 1mug.