South African Handjob

A back rub, generally unsolicited, which may be performed with or without clothing.

WTF, I was just sitting there and Stan came up behind me and gave me a South African handjob. What a fooking prawn.

by Yellow TLR May 13, 2011

South African Blowjob

When your partner places a loaded dart gun on your penis and proceeds to shot it into the eye of your cock

Imka destroyed Jabulani”s cock last night after giving him a South African blowjob

by Moax O’Neill April 17, 2019

South African Sub

It is when a Black man takes a shit and a white man cums on it. The white mam makes lines on the sub so it looks like a sub. You may add lettuce and tomatoes and such but after you do all of that you put it in the freezer and when its frozen you take it out you let it get less cold and then you eat it. Most people do it while on a picnic

That south African Sub me and John made yesterday was delicious!

by russianmonk November 21, 2013

South African Shotgun

A drinking game which involves smashing an unopened can of beer against ones forehead until the can explodes. Each person has one attempt before passing it to the next person. Whoever manages to smash the can open allocates a regular shotgun to a person of their choosing. If the can is split but does not explode it must be passed back to the previous person who must bite the can to pierce it and consume the contents. Considered a national pastime in the Goldfields of Western Australia.

Griz: Lets play South African Shotguns!
Rory: Id rather not my vagina hurts
Griz: CONSUME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nySQgV4re8

by courageousleader August 17, 2008

South African Tortilla

Basically when a white girl gets gang banged by a bunch of black dudes so hard that afterwards her pussy looks like a pretty fucked up tortilla

Damn I heard that Jennifer got herself a South African Tortilla after she came back from the black expo.

by teravin101 October 8, 2010

South African Flapjack

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.

While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.

by B Kelly May 11, 2006

south african scratch

This is what happens when your friend goes to South Africa and hooks up with a girl name Towamba. Slight burning sensation.

step back...he's got the South African scratch.

by Lil' Reg November 11, 2004