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South Africa

South Africa enjoys the dubious distinction of having the world's highest crime rate, as the nation's government and security control has virtually collapsed since the introduction of majority rule in 1994.
Given a choice between working as a KBR contractor in Iraq and getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars versus going to South Africa in 2010 for the World Cup, you'd be better off going to Iraq. You're less likely to die, and at least you'll go home with more money than when you left. At least in Iraq, the security forces are marginally less likely to kill you than the insurgents, whereas in South Africa, you are three times more likely to be a victim of crime at the hands of the police than at the hands of a civillian.
by A South African who escaped December 6, 2006
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South Africa

South Africa is the coolest country in Africa. It has some of the best surfing spots in the world. South Africa, contrary to popular to belief, is very modernized in certain areas. Big cities like Cape Town, Johannesburg, Pretoria(the capital), and coolest of all, Durban. Go to South Africa sometime! It's awesome!
I went to South Africa this summer and it was fucking awesome. The surfing there is incredible!!!
by dunst December 14, 2004
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South Africa

most established country in Africa. is not made up of only black people, is not one of the most AIDS afflicted countries in Africa, has cities and towns, new technology. doesnt have animals running wild every.they are in game parks.(FYI: tigers are not a natural animal of Africa)also the best country in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"if you're from africa, why are you white" (mean girls)
" South Africa, does that mean you have AIDS?" (Maggie)
"Do you throw spears at trees when you lived in SOUTH AFRICA?" (ali)
"Do you have like lions and tigers wandering around your backyard?"
by Miss South Africa September 6, 2008
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South Africa

Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: The ghetto version of the Netherlands.
Person 1: Oh. South Africa.
by Exi13 June 26, 2013
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South Africa

A country in the southern hemisphere, that experienced harsh suppression by the government during the apartheid era, which came to an end in 1994.
South Africa has 9 provinces each with a diverse reange of flora and fauna. South Africa will host the 2010 football world cup.
Cape Town, South Africa is the most beautiful destination I have ever been to.
by lovebubble March 23, 2008
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SOuth Africa

Influenced by the Africaan/Dutch origins, Seth Efricans have a MAJOR chip on their shoulder. Stereotyped as arrogant and aggressive they certainly live up to the image...and are notoriuosly racist.....not to mention the most disgraceful accent on planet earth, sounds as God spent the seventh day taking the english language and putting it in a blender instead of resting....
South africa maybe a beautiful country but boy don't the citizens let it down
by a-nony-mouse September 21, 2005
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New South Africa

Much like the Old South Africa, but with more AIDS, murder, child rape, theft, corruption, poverty, derelict buildings, and misery.
The New South Africa Rules!

Jacob Zuma says: Avoid rape, say yes!
by Patrick Kerry December 7, 2006
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